> >1st How to Shower Like a Woman.....
> >1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
> to
> >lights and darks.
> >2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband
> along
> >the
> >way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
>
> >more
> >sit-ups.
> >4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
> loofah,
> >wide loofah, and pumice stone.
> >5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
> >vitamins.
> >6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> >7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
> >natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
> >8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
> until
> >red.
> >9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
> >10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
> >11. Shave armpits and legs.
> >12. Turn off shower.
> >13. Squeegee ! off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with
> Tilex.
> >14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap
>
> >hair
> >in super absorbent towel.
> >15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
> >16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
> >17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> >AND NOW ...
> >
> >How To Shower Like a Man.....
> >1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
> in
> >a
> >pile.
> >2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
> wiener
> >at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
> >3. Look in the mirror, look at your wiener and scratch your ass.
> >4. Get in the shower.
> >5. Wash your face.
> >6. Wash your armpits.
> >7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
> >8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they
> sound
> >in
> >the shower.
> >9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
> >10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
> >11. Shampoo your hair.
> >12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
> >13. Pee.
> >14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
> >15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain
> was
> >hanging out of tub the whole time.
> >16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
> >17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
> >18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife,
> pull
> >off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
> >19. Throw wet towel on bed.

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