Auto Shops

Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."

Sign in 'George's Service Station'
Glen Ellen, CA:
If your car sounds like:
"ping-click-ping" - $10.00
"click-whine-click" - $25.00
"clunk-whine-clunk" - $50.00
"thud-clunk-thud" - $100.00
"clang-thudc-clang" - $300.00
"Can't describe it" - $500.00

At a Towing Company:
"We don't want an arm and a leg.
We want your tows."

Sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

Classifieds

Free Puppies
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 Sneaky Neighbor's Dog

Cows, Calves -- Never Bred
Also 1 Gay Bull For Sale