Auto
Shops
Outside a muffler shop:
"No
appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."
Sign in 'George's Service Station'
Glen Ellen, CA:
If your
car sounds like:
"ping-click-ping" - $10.00
"click-whine-click" - $25.00
"clunk-whine-clunk" - $50.00
"thud-clunk-thud" - $100.00
"clang-thudc-clang"
- $300.00
"Can't describe it" - $500.00
At a Towing Company:
"We
don't want an arm and a leg.
We want your tows."
Sign at a
"Best
place in town to take a leak."
Classifieds
Free Puppies
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 Sneaky Neighbor's Dog
Cows, Calves -- Never Bred
Also 1 Gay Bull For